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Look at this and tell me that looks like a healthy sugar cookie dough. Say it and then try not to laugh.<\/p>\n

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It refused to knead together! It was completely impossible to roll it out to even attempt to use cookie cutters! This is what I managed to accomplish after much applied arm strength.<\/p>\n

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Pretty sad I’d say. They did taste good but I can honestly say they did not all get eaten. A few days later I did manage to make an amazing batch of gingerbread cookies! That post comes later!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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