{"id":20536,"date":"2025-02-01T16:37:46","date_gmt":"2025-02-01T16:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/happyinthehills.com\/zentriathlete\/?p=20536"},"modified":"2026-02-21T00:40:21","modified_gmt":"2026-02-21T00:40:21","slug":"lion-attacked-and-moved-by-hippos-triathlete-joke-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/happyinthehills.com\/zentriathlete\/2025\/02\/01\/lion-attacked-and-moved-by-hippos-triathlete-joke-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Lion attacked and moved by hippos. Triathlete joke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"nfd-container nfd-pt-lg nfd-theme-darker nfd-bg-surface nfd-wb-media-embeds__embed-5 is-style-nfd-theme-darker wp-block-group alignfull has-background nfd-bg-effect-lines-2\" style=\"background:linear-gradient(0deg,rgb(255,255,255) 21%,rgb(33,59,59) 21%,rgb(0,0,0) 100%)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-e1bd801a wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<h1 class=\"nfd-text-contrast nfd-text-giga nfd-text-balance wp-block-heading alignwide has-color-7-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-18177969328560d95c5c95b5b640d0ae\" style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:400\">HIPPOS &amp; LIONS &amp; TRI<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"nfd-text-faded nfd-text-lg\" style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:300\">Lion attacked and moved by hippos.  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